Me: [Facebook messaging my little brother who is not so little. He’s 8 inches taller than me and an adult] Yo, I’m trying to expand to men’s colognes. Will you be my tester??
Brother: I guess.
Me: More enthusiasm please.
Brother: Ok, I’ll try them out on girls!!
One week later…
Brother: Hey, I like #27 and #33. But #32 smells like a taxi cab air freshener.
Me: … Ok thanks!!